Rabbit was home sick and jerking off to the beauties on The Price Is Right when someone knocked at the door. He tried to ignore the knocking and finish, but whoever was on the other side of the door was insistent, and the knocking ruined the mood.
He opened the door a crack. The hallway was empty. Rabbit opened the door wider and leaned out. Mrs. Hallaway from down the hall walked toward him, a full laundry basket crocked on her hip.
“Quite the package,” she said. Rabbit reddened and looked down at his crotch. Hallaway sighed and kept walking.