“Well,” Coyote said, “I’ve been less hung-over.”
The hiring manager told him that’s not really the thing to say during a job interview. He shrugged and fidgeted as she scribbled in her notes.
“What’re you writing?”
“Just taking some notes,” she said.
He waited for her to finish and ask him something. He didn’t need the job, he just thought it was fun to sometimes apply and get interviews at places he’d never want to work.
“This is a big call centre,” he said. “You must have hundreds of unhappy people here.”
She folded her hands and cleared her throat.