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Toad and his wife were having friends over for dinner in a few days. They were his wife’s friends really, and he’d been told to make a good impression, to be friendlier than usual.

“Making them dinner isn’t friendly enough?” he asked.

“See? That’s the kind of thing we want to avoid.”

He said it was just a question and went to the bathroom. He tried to think of things to say, witty and charming, but jerked off instead. Ten minutes later, he washed his hands and left the bathroom, asking if she wanted to watch that movie or not.

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