Why Do You Complain, Jacob?

“If I could change any one thing? I’d make sure karaoke bars had the song length displayed. So you’d know how long you’d have to be on stage.”

“Because you don’t want to be up there for six plus minutes?”

“Of course not. I’d want two and a half, three minutes tops. A scorcher, y’know. And the timer could be visible, so you’d know how long you’d have to suffer up on stage.”

“Some people like it up there,” God said, wondering why he asked this question.

“This feature isn’t for them. It’s for the ones that get pushed into it.”

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